(Fwd) You mean Disney isn't PC?

[Sue Heim <SUE -at- RIS -dot- RISINC -dot- COM>]

Here's a little humor for your Friday afternoon. I don't want to
start another PC discussion with all you techwhirlers, but I thought
this was amusing enough (and at least related to past discussions) to
pass along!

From:             woo -at- spectra -dot- com
Subject:
Date sent:        Fri, 21 Jul 1995 12:48:49 -0700 (PDT)

[Thanks Rob! -Woo]

Snow White and the Politically-Correct Vertically-Challenged Rustics

All Disney movies up to and including the "Lion King" (shortly to
become "The Lioness Queen") are going to be rescripted and re-filmed
to meet modern standards of cultural and ethnic sensitivity.  Shown
below is an example from Snow White (to be renamed
"Pigmentally-Deficient, though not implying a judgement of worth,
Snow")

  Former name       New non-culturally-judgemental name
  ___________       ___________________________________
    Happy              Euphorically Unbalanced survivor

    Sneezy             Rhinovirus Susceptible

    Sleepy             Surplus Fatigue disordered

    Grumpy             Heightened resentment disability sufferer

    Dopey              Intelligence deficit challenged

    Bashful            Person with diffident disposition syndrome

    Doc                Male therapeutic oppressor

<End forwarded message>