Re: US Customs

Subject: Re: US Customs
From: Buck & Tilly Buchanan <writer -at- DHC -dot- NET>
Date: Fri, 2 May 1997 17:35:22 -0500

> Customs is to carry a squalling baby. (Two is even better.)

Just don't let anyone see you pinch the baby to prime the tear ducts.

Another tip to speed you through customs is to place a dirty diaper or
two in a large plastic bag on top of the clothes.

Buck Buchanan
writer -at- dhc -dot- net
Arlington, TX

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