RE: Friday: Cover Letters

Subject: RE: Friday: Cover Letters
From: "Tariel, Lauren R" <lt34 -at- saclink -dot- csus -dot- edu>
To: "techwr-l" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- techwr-l -dot- com>
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 16:25:58 -0800

Dash it all. I'm at work and I'm still reading this web page. I have to take breaks for like work and stuff. But now I'm starting to laugh at the web page and I think some cube neighbors think that I popped a sprocket. It really doesn't help that last night my network login got restricted and my key card quit working. I went home thinking that I got fired in a very tactless way. So I took home all of my stuff, emailed myself some last minute writing samples, and I came in today thinking that I would pick up my last check. When I asked about my lack of access, I confused a few people who didn't know anything about my contract ending abruptly. I guess it was just a coincidence that my card and my network access both stopped working at the same time.

So anyway, there is a little teasing about the confusion, "We were going to throw you a going away party." Now I am sitting alone and laughing in my cube at this darn web page with the demented cover letters. People might start to wonder about me.

But about the web page... I get a little competitive sometimes. I guess it's an OCD. I'm thinking of writing a cover letter that will put those other cover letters to shame (might as well get the practice). I'll get really drunk, start writing cover letters at midnight non-stop, and take whatever I finish at 3:47am and mail it Killian Advertising. That could do it.

Lauren

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From: techwr-l-bounces+lt34=csus -dot- edu -at- lists -dot- techwr-l -dot- com on behalf of Bryan Sherman
Sent: Fri 1/5/2007 2:39 PM
To: techwr-l
Subject: Friday: Cover Letters



Found this link earlier this week:

http://www.killianadvertising.com/coverletters.html\

Starts right off with a winner:

"Skills: Microst word, excel, and power point. Mulitaks person, public
speaking, and surveying.
Professional Associations
Chairwomen of Studnts Teaching Awareness and Responsibility organization
Responsible for research of all 10 event topics, coordinating all campus
chiarpersons." [Editor's note: Despite the many and obvious limitations of
SpellCheck, isn't it worth at least a try ... for instance, while you
Mulitaks with the other chiarpersons?]

Bryan
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