RE: Wanted: BAD Writing

["Domaschuk, Rob" <Robd -at- datalogics -dot- com>]

I have a list of actual newspaper headlines. SOME of my favorites are:

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS 

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS 

FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE

TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS

STUD TIRES OUT

TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD

ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT

BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD

INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES



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