Re: [Fwd: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals]

Subject: Re: [Fwd: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals]
From: John Sarra <mail34171 -at- POP -dot- NET>
Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 11:14:34 -0400

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Your Flame is Being Returned Because:
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[ ] All of the above

John Sarra
(who happened to enjoy the post)

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