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[Bill Sullivan <bsullivan -at- SMTPLINK -dot- DELTECPOWER -dot- COM>]

I hope most of your have never seen these before.

>Subject: *** Great Bumper Stickers

>Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

>>Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

>>We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

>>We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

>>Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

>>He who laughs last thinks slowest!

>Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

>"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"


>Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.


>Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


>Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.


>What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?


>"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."


>Puritanism:  The  haunting  fear that someone, somewhere  may  be
>happy.


>Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.


>I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.


>The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.


>The gene pool could use a little chlorine.


>Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.


>I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.


>All generalizations are false.


>Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


>"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.


From a source whose identity I prefer to keep anonymous.

Bill Sullivan
bsullivan -at- deltecpower -dot- com
San Diego, California