Re: Winners of the "Dark and Stormy Night Awards"

[guy -at- hiskeyboard -dot- com]

Sorry, Ron, but that was years ago.  See http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ for
the 2005 winners and info about how to enter -- it's not clear to my what
the cut-off date for 2006 is.

--Guy K. Haas
  Software Exegete in Silicon Valley, the home of the BL contest

> A little humor for Humpday
>
> ron
> >
> Subject: Fw: Winners of the "Dark and Stormy Night Awards"
>
>
> This year's 10 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton contest, aka "Dark and
> Stormy Night Contest" (run by the English Dept. of San Jose State
> University), wherein one writes only the first line of a bad novel:
>
> 10) "As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he were ever to break
> wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it."

 ...

> AND THE WINNER IS...
>
> 1) "The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along
> the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle
> window, revealing  the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder,
> gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside
> her,  disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming
> madly,
> 'You lied!"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WebWorks ePublisher Pro for Word features support for every major Help
format plus PDF, HTML and more. Flexible, precise, and efficient content 
delivery. Try it today!. http://www.webworks.com/techwr-l 

Doc-To-Help includes a one-click RoboHelp project converter. It's that easy.  Watch the demo at http://www.DocToHelp.com/TechwrlList

---
You are currently subscribed to TECHWR-L as archive -at- infoinfocus -dot- com -dot- 

To unsubscribe send a blank email to 
techwr-l-unsubscribe -at- lists -dot- techwr-l -dot- com
or visit http://lists.techwr-l.com/mailman/options/techwr-l/archive%40infoinfocus.com


To subscribe, send a blank email to techwr-l-join -at- lists -dot- techwr-l -dot- com

Send administrative questions to lisa -at- techwr-l -dot- com -dot-  Visit
http://www.techwr-l.com/techwhirl/ for more resources and info.