HUMOR: Should I use common sense?

Subject: HUMOR: Should I use common sense?
From: "Hart, Geoff" <Geoff-H -at- MTL -dot- FERIC -dot- CA>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:09:21 -0500


Andrew Plato wonders: <<As you may know, one of the newest trends in the
universe is "common sense.">>

Don't forget, anything "new in the universe" has not yet been exposed to the
rigors of evolution, and thus, hasn't demonstrated it's ability to survive
in the real world. Just because it's new and state of the art doesn't mean
it's going to survive. After all, as Darwin famously said: "Don't bother
trying to make something foolproof. Nature will simply evolve a better
fool."

<<I am unfamiliar with doing my job in a rational manner>>

Fortunately, you've found techwr-l. I'm sure we can help you set up a long,
involved process that will compensate for your lack of rationality.

<<However, last week I attended a seminar on the value of common sense.>>

The key word here is "value". As in economics, something becomes valuable
when it's in short supply. Common sense is valuable precisely because it's
so rare. It's also why we techwhirlers can earn a decent wage: we're selling
a commodity that everyone wants and so few people have.

<<I'd really love to ignore all your thoughts on this topic.>>

You mean I'm not already on your spam filter? <g>

--Geoff Hart, geoff-h -at- mtl -dot- feric -dot- ca
Forest Engineering Research Institute of Canada
580 boul. St-Jean
Pointe-Claire, Que., H9R 3J9 Canada

"Wisdom is one of the few things that look bigger the further away it
is."--Terry Pratchett

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