RE: Consultant vs. Contractor

["Carnall, Jane" <Jane -dot- Carnall -at- compaq -dot- com>]

>A consultant has a head the size of two football fields and constantly
>reminds you of the wealth of knowledge and experience that they have over
>you. Then when they get fired for not performing as a consultant, you never
>hear from them, or of them, ever again. Life is bliss.

>A contractor is someone with a head the size of 1/10th the football field,
>that comes in and fixes up all the crap that someone who quits the company
>has created to wreak havoc upon the employees. They usually don't get
fired.
>They are usually asked to become employees of the company, but refuse due
to
>the fact that they like being slightly independent. And love avoiding a
>company's internal politics.

Rebecca, you forgot to add the :-) ! 

But I thought it was funny anyway.

Jane Carnall
Of Brillig Twas and slithy toves made the gyre and the gimble with wabe.
Those borogroves and the momerathsoutgrabe were whole mimsy.

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